Burgerville is still legit

These should be donated to the homeless. It's the best way for them to be fully appreciated

Was it coincidence that everyone I know started abusing Adderall after they decaffeinated Sparks? No! It wasn't!

Imo, progressives should vote for Dems on anything near a "close" election, and should vote for the far left candidate on anything guaranteed to go to the Dems. This pulls the Dems farther left, and that's good. My state had a 0.00% chance of going to Trump, and we have this goddamn electoral college, so why is me…

Crome exhaust tips. +10hp

They are easily broken and then gear is easily stolen?

It's state to state (who knows with Florida). In Oregon, paramedics must take anyone to any hospital they choose in the state. This could theoretically run to tens/hundreds of thousands of dollars, but still can't be denied

Sure. I’m arguing with the article, not trying to defend the policy. We do (on certain occasions) remove children from the parents of US citizens when they get DUIs. They are a sign of a serious lack of judgement and shouldn't be treated lightly

Getting an Uber is classist, since it requires a credit card and undocumented immigrants tend not to have those, but otherwise I agree with you. In countries that are serious about ending drunk driving (Canada, for example) it's a felony. Getting a DUI in the US will block a US citizen from entering Canada

I love Latinos and hate Trump and support an open boarder, but if you think DUIs are no big deal then you obviously haven't had any friends killed by drunk drivers. Our neighbors to the north count them as felonies and we should to.

In the glorious state of Oregon, dancers may touch you wherever, you may not touch the dancers. Obvs if you travel for work, you should learn the rules for that specific state, but they change dramatically depending where you are

Steals a credit card and uses it at Walmart? At least make it to Target, girl

My friends have been sharing a 3 bedroom/2 bath since 2002. They used to date, but broke up in 2005. How do they afford living in San Francisco? Rent control and awkward situations

DAAAAAAMN. FUCK. THAT.

There's plenty of truly original songs, but guess what? They generally sound horrible. Delve into the world of experimental noise and you'll find plenty of originality, and if any of it sounds good, you can bet it'll be mixed with the roots of a soul track and introduced to the public down the road

One is currently president, does that count?

If we’re going solely on genital mutilation, then the us must be the most dangerous place in the world for men 

What kind of wypipo ass shit is cheese on a taco?!

This article should be titled, “Dan Harmon Justifies Twitter’s Existence”

Either way, this whole thing is basically an argument to show how to improve the world with only a little bit of arsenic