There are other jobs. I grew up in Fresno. Fuck that whole area

If that was true, why does he go by his middle name? Spinner gave him too much shit on set, and that’s how we got Drake. Because a duck is more legit in the rap world

They gave him three girls names. Highschool couldn’t have been easy

Too many Wangs in China!

I watched this movie in 2008, high as a kite. It was great! For anyone watching it sober: it’s not the movie’s fault. You are doing it wrong

Yeah, but olds are Republicans, and olds voted for this fuckface, so also, let em burn?

Turn down the Adderall, dude.

“I identify deeply with the culture of being dead, therefore I am dead, I’m going to bury myself in a casket and marry a corpse.”

Homie, Mexicans came up with homie and, as per Michael Harriott, Mexicans are white, so gtfo

Is no one simply maintainin anymore?

In reality, the fact that the US is so huge plays a large part in why we can’t get our shit together. For every 100 million people that would want all those things, there’s 100 million people opposed to it, and 100 million people who dgaf. We’d be a lot better off if the 50 states were really 6-7 countries

#americaneedstodobetter in so many ways. My state does 100% mail in ballots, because we understand that it’s a hell of a lot better for voters, but we are a minority for sure

How you gonna say someone other than Chris Gayle is the best batsman?!

A lot of the problem (in the US especially) is the carrot we all know as insurance. Best case scenario would be two parents, each working 25-30 hours a week. But since that wouldn’t provide insurance, at least one parent is thrust into the 40-45 hour work week and is missing out.

The Cat in the Hat Comes Back is by far the better book, though I don’t understand why the kids would care if the snow was pink

I was I a Toys R Us this afternoon, helping my kid spend his birthday money. Someone called while we were in line, and the cashier told the customer on the phone that no stores in Oregon or Washington were expected to close. Fucked up that some random looking for good deals heard about this before the young lady…

This whole article has less to do with white, black, or brown bears, and more to do with the definition of the word “friend”

Using logic, facts, and evidence to convince this administration of anything has a worse statistical chance of success than a teacher with a gun does

Felons already have restrictions, and most of those crimes are felonious. This expands to cover certain misdemeanors.

Yeah, I’m sure a cat worth 5.4b is just ubering around. If I had that much money, I would pay old white racist men to carry me around while wearing t-shirt extolling the virtues of trickle down economics