I was in a crash with my dash cam, and it clearly showed that the crash was not my fault. It also clearly recorded me yelling “shit!” like a scared little child, so even though it helped me, I kind of wished I didn’t have it.

It’s an automatic, and the brakes have failed. What do you do? First, downshift the car into it’s lowest gear. Next, apply the emergency brake, because this is a fucking emergency. If that doesn’t do a good enough job stopping it, throw the fucking tranny into park.

So, if I read all that right, the fact that I live in a state with no sales tax means that I can convince my wife to let me buy a 2016 Miata?

Oh, totally admitting my bias towards pro-choice, athieism, no one having souls, etc. I think that’s why this song always stuck out to me as pro-life. The only recent “quotes” I can find about Common being pro-life are from questionable sources, so I’m happy to recant.

I wonder if this track is really just a bias test? Even the lyrics you posted seem like the fictitious pro-life “abortions lead to a life of regret” narrative to me.

Yeah, I’m gonna disagree with you. That song’s pretty damn pro-life(fetuses have souls, wombs becoming tombs, do I have the right to take your life, $315 the cost of your soul, etc), and Common has spoken about how it has helped to inspire fans to not have abortions. But yeah, it’s one song, and I’m prob looking too…

Super pro-life. Hella not a feminist.

There used to be a 24 hour auto parts store right by my house, but they changed their hours, and now close at 1am. Which means that I will always need a part at precisely 1:15am.

It is still technically a federal crime to consume marijuana, so...

Oregon police have stated that they will not prosecute for bringing weed down from Washington. Hell, bring your own tupperwear and pretend it was a gift.

Just take a trip up to downtown Vancouver? Main Street will get you sorted.

Been my dream car since forever

As a taxi driver, I have turned fares into roommates and friends who I will probably know for the rest of my life. Granted, that’s maybe one out of every five hundred fares, but it still happens.

Strong Guy and Squirrel Girl movie please

My home town of Fresno (where the 405 & 5 don’t even go) has the worst air quality in America. And why? Completely unregulated two-stroke diesel tractors that have 4psi compression and blown rings and the farmers who don’t want to pay for trash pickup, so they just burn their old tires in their yards.

Why can’t I give him money for a miata shirt? GET TO WORK, BUDDY.

What the hell are we going to use as taxis now? Kia Soul?

I totaled my car after a driver ran a stop sign in front of me. We had two witnesses on the street. It was pretty obvious. Their insurance company was still dicking around, until I politely asked them if they'd like to see my dashcam of the accident. Things got real smooth and copacetic after that. Best investment…

go faster next time.

Remember the original vw bug? The geo metro? This is that. A lot more fun to drive/hoon than the stats give it credit for. Go rent one from Thrifty for $25/day, beat the shit out of it, wipe the grin off your face, get 58mpg, and you'll get it.