I feel like we’re literally living out the prequel to Spaceballs. Maybe this is how they lost their oxygen and then had to resort to breathing canned air from France, ironically enough.

If you actually look into this he states that he reached out to people to allow it to be put on their porch and he offered them money if there was activity. So the people that accepted got greedy and staged their part of it. Mark is no where at fault for the portion that was faked as he didnt even know it until he…

The only counterpoint worth saying, then, is simple and vulgar: Richard Petty, go fuck yourself.

It’s not just me...there was an episode of Stargate SG-1 *just* like this, right...?

Or how about all you idiots just stop smoking, and then it’s a moot point.