Look, nobody sells records anymore; what if it weren’t a faux Steve Perry, but the real one?

Do you want a math singularity that destroys the universe? Because that’s how you get a math singularity that destroys the universe.

The Ark season 2 premieres on Wednesday, not ends. I only know this because it is the most spectacularly dumb show on TV and I love it for that.

I suspect their involvement makes the project a lot easier to promote and draw attention. There may also be a contractual obligation barring the use of other actors doing ADR since this dub is meant for people living in the North American market.

I don’t think you realise the dire reputation the AV Club comment section has developed over the past couple years for what was once the only funny and intelligent comments section on the internet, but you’re playing exactly into that reputation.

“What do they call Mjolner?”

Does this mean that for a short while, Kevin Bacon was one degree of Kevin Bacon away from Kevin Bacon?

I dearly loved the bit in The Last of Us show where Joel needles Tommy about the refuge, something like “so y’all are communists”, Tommy’s like “no of course not”, and Maria shuts that down. “Yes, literally, we are communists. This is a commune, we are communists.”

The phrase is “over-egg the pudding” because if you put too many eggs in your pudding will not turn out. Since omelets are made primarily of eggs, saying “over-egg the omelet” makes no sense whatsoever.

Did you know the original draft had a kung-fu battle on the Brooklyn Bridge? It was called You Hurt My Feelings When You Kill My Teacher

What she didn’t understand back then was that she was a woman, and women weren’t allowed to have those kinds of opinions. If she had been a dude she would have been “a brave truth-teller” but as a woman she was just a “crazy b*tch”.

if you reframe the series through marion’s eyes it’s truly a horror.

Goddamn you, refracted light! Damn your visible spectrum!!! 

Probably should have said that instead of blaming the material “you were given.”

I’m sorry, but at least in those crazy pulpy circumstances she behaved and responded like an actual human being. They made her go full psycho in Season 4. It was terrible writing that could not have been fun to act. Should she have kept her mouth shut and not publicly air her grievances with the writing? Absolutely.…

Contrast all of that to the boost that Dakota Johnson gets for similar plays--though she seems to get credit for seeming not to care. Caring about things differently is probably the worst sin.

“I may not agree with your speech, but I will hold it against you in a court of law.”

Where are all the free speech absolutists??

Just pretend the book title is “THE LOTTERY AND OTHER STORIES” with the “AND OTHER STORIES” in really tiny type the the sweatshop Koreans couldn’t drawn into the animation.