Hating Tucker Carlson is just table stakes. Even Tucker Carlson hates Tucker Carlson.

It’s either that or Jon would have had to drive to a diner in Ohio.

Over the credits she performs “Broken Hearted Hoover Fixer Sucker Guy”

Dick Wolf produces the other half. They’re not allowed to fly on the same plane or else the US television industry will colapse.

Heck, Julia Domna ought to be in this movie but she was probably busy running the empire.

The Devil You Know Wears Prada

The real Steve Perry is definitely not the real lead singer of Journey:

What if his disguise was Paul Erdős?

An actual clever thing about The Ark is that it knows the difference between an antagonist (Maddox) and a villain (Trust).

“ the waterlogged zombie intestines”

Nobody has cracked it, yet.

“So what I did is sell $2 billion in merchandising rights and my indie flick is paid for before I shot the first frame. You should try it.”

“Caring about things differently is probably the worst sin.”

I don’t know how much harder they can yell that it’s a cartoon:

“The article didn’t even mention Denzel Washington as Hannibal”

Which one earned out?

2049 did make a better return than the original, though neither earned out..

Now You See Three

Michael Cera specifically can only play hapless, young, nerdy white men. You need Jesse Eisenberg when your character is fully happed.

“It’s Always Sunny in Nihonbashi Phily”