Although I feel like Surreal should be saved for Sunday (Surreal Sunday) and strange should be used for Saturday (Strange Saturday). Well look at that we’ve got a trilogy of titles

You gotta set the fucking tone!

Shoresy is kind of like Slap Shot: the TV Show, but ultra-Canadian 

were Starlight’s ‘scandals’ really that bad?

Is Jessica Alba portraying a 30-something? She is 43.

Maybe read the article before commenting? 

You ain’t lived til you’ve gone down on a Cookie Puss.

If you copy anything with rich text, you have to “paste plain,” command+shift+V on a mac.

Berlin’s a big city. There’s no way she can’t do better than that guy.

He was asked you dumb bitch

Jon Stewart is a better Daily Show host, Trevor Noah is a better standup comedian.

Jon Stewart. 

Though we’re frequently reminded by the worst people in the world that “facts don’t care about your feelings,” many people still treat feelings like facts.

You know what’s really good for tenderising and indigestion?

“I'm all for growth, unless you've ever done anything wrong. You should be perfect and grow from there."

I listen to all of Norman Fucking Rockwell! for free now, so I’d definitely take someone’s money to keep doing that.

He was on a press tour and of course rather than ask about the project he’s worked on and promoting, old relationship questions came up instead. Very stupid and unfair but part of the stupid and unfair game that is the film industry. Certainly no justification for "whatever" paradoxical delusional fans throw at him.

It might be a kind of boring reflection of reality but there literally are people trying to shoot up pizza parlors and goddamn actual Nazis out there who think others shouldn’t have rights because of their skin color.  It might be lazy but it’s nothing like ‘TDS’.

Plus we’ve literally done pizza gate. Right down to a crackpot with a gun showing up demanding to see the alleged children that starlight has locked up.

LOL. You appear to be as ignorant as Andrew was on that episode.