Sadly, that’s nothing remotely new, they just have a new (ish) word for it.

Apparently, anything that has a woman or person of color lead is now “woke.”

It always does amaze me when you find out somebody went to jail over something that was like $10,000, or, these days $100,000. Like, do you know how much money you are now not going to make because of that? Or when you find out a NBA player got caught betting like $500k or something, it’s like maybe have fun in Europe…

But which one zooms in and which one enhances?

Big Pastry is connected to Scientology. I knew it.

“So what’s going on with these documentaries—and Disney’s streaming strategy as a whole?”

I think people keep making the mistake of assuming that Disney has a strategy, for anything. It’s not as obvious as WB, with Zaslav flopping around like a fish that accidentally leapt into a speedboat, but I don’t see any clear…

One of the greatest marketing moves in history was convincing men that their masculinity depends on how well they grill.

Ever look up photos of some attractive older woman when they were younger and get disappointed that they weren’t as smoking hot as you’d expect? That definitely wasn’t the case with Diane Lane.

Some of it is weird licensing stuff and deals that were in place with creatives. There’s red tape that seems to come along with streaming stuff.

“We often hear of documentaries that are repudiated by their subjects. Here at Disney we have a policy that ensures this doesn’t happen.”

basically spend the whole time fighting over Lane.

Obviously he’s playing Turner D. Century. 

Hmm. Okay, I’ll revise that to guaranteed half a billion.

This wins the award for worst take of the day

What did I just watch?

This has me intrigued but I have made peace with the fact I will never see an accurate portrayal of my autism because it isn’t photogenic. I may have screamed in public once, but I have never thrown myself to the ground crying. I am polite to a fault at times. A lot of this is because I am a woman, and we are…

Or the pan-and-scan version of De Niro and Pacino in Heat!

And it’s not Josh Gad?

You and I obviously have very different expectations for the shows we watch