Richard Dreyfuss showed up, that’s what happened.

Anya Taylor-Joy was miscast as Garfield.

I have read the book, there is no mystery, just a box. I haven’t seen the show, but what that box is and what it is that is happening should be very apparent from after about 20% of the story.  The story is mostly about him getting back to normal, but there’s not mystery on how to do it.  

“For you, the day Ming-Na graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me... it was Wen’s day.”

Everyone’s confused — it wasn’t the actual show that people liked, it was the surf-rock banger of a theme song

You mean center the story on a “teen” “wolf”?  I just don’t see that catching on. 

It’s funny. I’ve seen a lot of criticism of the MCU for not following up on stuff like White Vision at the end of WandaVision.  But, now that they’re going to follow up on it, people are like “why?”  

Fine by me. I don’t get the people being all “Who the fuck cares about Vision?” because like who the fuck is Peacemaker? Except that show ruled. Who the fuck is Blade? Oh, 2/3rds of those movies ruled? Okay then. You can make a lesser known comic book character work. If the show is good the show is good, and I prefer…

I mean, the people who would watch Marvel shows want more of them.

This Vision show has been in development since WandaVision ended. They’re not tossing out things they were already working on; they’re just spacing out the releases more & not greenlighting as many NEW projects.

There’s only one Paul Bettany movie spin-off show I want see.

There was a time when a fateful decision was made that the plural of “milf” should be “milfs” instead of the far superior “milves”, and that was the day that America died.

Marvel is on the decline

You gotta figure there’s at least a handful of people out there whose reason for celibacy includes, “Just in case anyone makes a virgin dating show.”

You cant unsee it. He’s like those cheap no-name action figures you see in dollar stores where they didn’t give a fuck about scale.

Count me among the readers who have no fucking idea what’s going on here. But I have to say, “claiming you were the dialect coach on The Departed, but only for the word ‘microprocessors’” is “Dr. Evil’s dad making outrageous claims like he invented the question mark”-levels of hilarious.

There have been 10 MCU movies since the TV shows started. Of those, only two reference the TV shows in any meaningful way (I’m excluding “Quantumania” since it explains everything you need to know about Kang within its own narrative, and that Kang is really a different being from “He Who Remains”). There have been 11…

Good luck proving that Elvis is dead, I saw three of him in Vegas last week.

He’s my favourite movie star with a size 10 head and a size 8 face.

“Marvel doesn’t make movie stars”
*Chris Hemsworth has entered the chat*