The people I know who are watching S4 don’t even know the creative team changed, they just know it got good again after 2 seasons they didn’t like. I tell them it’s a new creative team and they’re super surprised.

Well, the most important thing in a biopic is how closely the actor resembles the person they’re playing.

First they came for the yodeling mountain climber. . .

wow, when did Price Is Right get so dangerous?

It was actually made by a production team of West Country Farmers.

I don't think this guy would've made a good Superman anyway

It’s genuinely impressive that Jimmy Kimmel is still relevant after hosting The Man Show in the 90s with Adam Corolla. I don’t voice this thought often enough.

Huh. I’d never heard that about George Lucas. Makes a lot of sense.

Emilio, you should have more respect for the black lesbian woman who solved Fermat’s Last Theorem back in 1950 while earning two Purple Hearts and a Medal of Honor at the Battle of Chosin Reservoir.

Yes. Like George Lucas, he believes a flatter delivery gives an air of regality.

For most movies I never wish for their failure in cinemas. Lisa Frankenstein included. I have no interest in watchin it, it doesn’t catch my attention, but I knew that it’s a movie that gives audiences more variety in choices. Unfortunately it’s not getting the results those that liked it would hope for.

This is the cause of most homicides in KC. Like literally, “arguments” is the category. People get into fights in crowds or parking lots, one or more of them has a gun, shit like this happens.

And I’m old enough to remember I loved it from day one.

This is grim. 

What else are you going to see, Madame Web?

They call it a safety dance, but you do shit like surprising people with a victory cry when they’re not expecting it, after separating you cult-like from your non-dancing friends and making you look at your hands all the time, probably stepping on other people’s feet the whole time

I’d watch a movie about how you can dance if you want to, you can leave your friends behind...

Now is the time for my planned revival of the greatest series of all time!

That’s awfully big of her considering SHE ORCHERTATED THIS FALSE FLAG ATTACK AS PART OF A DEEP STATE CONSPIRACY TO EMBARASS AMERICA AND NEUTER OUR BOYS

They used a Lawrence Welk song?!?!