I was shocked not to see the phrase “Saw Patrol” in this article after all the Barbenheimer we had this summer.

You’re an evil, evil man, and I’m here for every minute of it.

Or Saw Patrol! Puppets with cars that have circular saw blades for tires and steering wheels. And are surrounded with barbed wire. And you’re locked inside. And it’s quickly filling up with puppy blood. The key is in the glove box, but the glove box handle is made of rusty razor blades. Also, there are 1200 used…

Are you called Cruz a mark-assed buster? Because kudos if so.

This was after Letterman’s long Late Night run. Also, that’s clearly his doppelgänger, Earl Hofert.

Yeah, that doesn’t end well.

I remember when Mila Kunis got into an argument with a Russian journalist (in Russian) about Justin Timberlake’s acting career. I suspect the reporter was asking why he did not instead consider staying in his lane as the implication was that he wasn’t good enough at this whole acting thing.

Is it really “easy to forget,” as the article asserts, that Justin Timberlake is a really famous popstar? And has his career really “cratered,” or “crumbled?” My sense is that it’s not especially surprisingly that a 42-year-old who has been famous for more than two decades is no longer the hottest name in music, but…

It’s...literally just them looking at each other...

Man…getting a dvd with two battlestar episodes on it, then watching them real quick so I could drop them in the corner box with late pickup so I could get another dvd with two episodes in two days rather than three…why did this model decline again?

maybe the deal is just that good

They’re clearly setting up Shin Hati to betray Skoll, and perhaps Thrawn as well.

Shitting on people less fortunate is always super funny and edgy.

They will, once they find one.

Maybe it’d be easier to list the people who worked on The Abyss that -didn’t- almost die?

No one thought of that and Nolan was about to accidentally make a wildly racist movie like it’s the actual 1960s.

Missed this 

“ adapting remakes of the Ian Fleming novels in period settings sticking “close to the original source material.”

Because if they don’t turn in a completed script, they aren’t paid for the episode.

Ok, so two things here: