Keanu Reeves has a lot of training that would not have made a difference in this case.

“I expect they won’t kill Joel”

I am so old I am mildly disappointed every time “Empire State of Mind” turns out not to be “New York State of Mind”

Be recursive, until it’s time to not be recursive.

He’s going to wear a denim suit.

“the ending suggests that the only thing more evil than non-French Europeans is anyone from the Middle East.

“You do realize that Albania is not in the Middle East right?”

Marky Mark and the Monkey Bunch

That’s just what the real world is like when you’re Jennifer Lopez. Which is why Ben Affleck is moonlighting at the DD drive thru.

Since when has that even stopped an actor from performing?

The extra crispy speak!

“it shouldn’t remotely be considered a comedy”

“Cast me, I’m Irish.”

‘ People have been saying “Doctor Who is dead” since Capaldi came on, and it’s just old at this point.’

More like the nekulturny war

‘Batman-as-“rich Inspector Gadget”’

OTOH, that season gave us the episode where Malloy was stuck in the past for 10 years and is so pissed at being left behind he hooks up with the iPhone girl from season 2 and doesn’t want to go back, so Ed says fine we’re going back another ten years and then your kid never exists. That alone was worth the entire…

“I’m here for rum, sodomy, and the lash. And I’m all out of rum.”

The BBC used to fund lots of new series set in quarries.