Grow up big and strong; you’re gonna need it if you’re gonna act like that.

2014 Utica would make you wish for Chitauri invasion

“what McDonald’s paid for that level of product placement”

Next episode he gets poked in the eye

The show was in 2012 for like 30 seconds. At what point were you expecting current events to come up?

They had to put out multiple versions before they stopped screwing up the percussion intro. “Can’t play the song correctly” ought to count against them, but I guess not.

Yes

No one is sponsoring AV Club for an obsequious article, let alone an unnecessarily snarky one. 

To reuse the response to when someone says “We Built This City” is the worst song ever: it isn’t even the worst song on that album.

While Whitney Houston’s cover of “I Will Always Love You” is fantastic, it isn’t even the best cover of that song.

There’s always money in the snake oil stand

My point is that you’re lying about what SAG-AFTRA actually demanded from its members.

SAG said don’t post pictures dressed as characters from struck work, which is consistent with the previous direction to not promote struck work.

“banning all character-related costumes is counterproductive”

Chord Overstreet is a plausible name for an actual NASCAR driver.

Arya only had a sword, whereas Cersei had drunken sarcastic criticism.

‘Unless this is just one of those “I think not knowing about pop culture makes me look cool” things’

What if this is what causes variants: the time loom, the TVA, and the attempt to stop them?

The thing about variants is that they vary.

Tina Turner’s song for GoldenEye is weird and creepy.