Here’s one absolutely irrefutable reason: my body, my choice.

Better yet, REVERSE sear it and then it’s only in the pan for about 90 seconds at the end. Better yet again, reverse sear and finish on a super hot grill 

The absolute worst is having to pay for emergency services when a hooker overdoses in your bathroom. I didn’t know she was an addict, or even know she had drugs.  I just wanted sex, and now the ambulance company expects me to pay for the cost of removing the body. Total BS.

Hey, thanks a bunch for telling me what I should, or should not find attractive in the opposite sex. Now kindly go fuck yourself 

Yep. WD40 works on practically ANY adhesive. 

Amazon: “We want to be the biggest, best retailer on the planet! We expect our people to work hard, but we’ll pay them a fair wage and the more we succeed the more people we can employ, and the more opportunities there will be for our employees to advance!”

Edit;  *the company you’re in*

I absolutely LOVE free speech, but you wouldn’t catch me running around yelling “Jesus is our savior” on Yom Kippur or screaming “baby killers!” at veterans during the Memorial Day parade. Sometimes it’s more appropriate to politely STFU and be respectful of the occasion or the company your in. Independence Day is not…

The title of this article had me storming in here ready to yell “what kind of hipster BS is this?!?” but this is actually very sound advice, and a well written article inclusive of a few very important warning labels. Well done, Michelle

Or you could try to not be a dissident piece of dogshit for just one day a year.

The lifehacker fan base doesn’t like this kind of sensible logic. Prepare to hear a LOT of bleeting sheep.  

How to watch the Democratic Presidential Debates: With a fresh box of tissues nearby; because I’ll either laugh so hard I will cry, or I’ll simply cry over the fact that people are actually stupid enough to eat the BS these people are spooning out.

Shall we start a list of all the blatantly false news stories published by the main stream media?  Personally, I think we can begin with NBC editing the Trayvon Martin 911 call and portraying George Zimmerman as a white man and work our way forward from there.......

Aggressive swans at the park I like to walk near my home. They even block the path and hiss and peck. I walk right at them, and as soon as they bow up I pop my umbrella and shove it right in the chest. Hissing IMMEDIATELY turns in squawks of panic and fear and the swan flees. And yes, I totally got this idea from…

Who wants to bet this works once, MAYBE twice before said upset teen responds with “f$#k your glitter jar!”?

EVERY DAY IS WINE DAY BETH!!! 🤦🏼‍♂️🍷🍷

Best comments section since “Get a flu shot you asshole”. Article on how to be a pleasant liberal and not screw with your fellow (likely) liberal barista, aaaaand it triggered the liberals in the comments. Y’all haven’t found enough to get tweaked about yet, have ya? LOVE IT!

You can actually volunteer to house them yourself ya know. Let’s all step forward and do the right thing for this country by opening our own doors to these needy outcasts.

Congratulations! You just won the biggest asshole on the Internet today award. You may claim your prize by jumping off the tallest structure you can find.

People still watch awards shows??