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If you’re having trouble coping with a mid term election in a first world country,  you are so far down on the Darwin scale I can’t even see you from up here on the top. Good luck out there cupcake, I hear crossing the street can be dangerous nowadays.  

More influenza deaths=less people=less global warming. I’m NOT getting a flu shot to save the planet. Also, fuck you

Oktoberfest is THREE weeks 

NO

and if your home is “breached” due to wind, hail, a falling tree, debris from a tornado et. al. your homeowners insurance covers damage from water intrusion caused by said event.

I think I will read a book instead

NEVER store wine in a basement unless you can monitor and maintain the humidity to remain between 50 and 65 percent. Anything higher, and you are likely to get mold in the corks, and your wine will be ruined. Additionally, if you are unable to store your wine in a proper wine cellar that maintains a temperature around…

How about I buy coffee from a place that makes great coffee, and not give a damn about the skin color of the owner?? Would my colorblindness be ok with you, Nick??

The NRA donates PENNIES compared to big Pharma. You know, the companies pushing the mood altering drugs these mass murderers have been taking.

Agreed; it’s the equivalent of the kid behind the counter at Chipotle telling me my shirt/tie combo is “SO last season”. I’m not here for fashion advice kid, so stfu and make my burrito.

At my veterinarian’s recommendation I'm now giving my two dogs 1000mg of fish oil once a day. They are shedding much much less, and their coats are much smoother and shinier to boot.