I’m also one of those nine percent. Throughout the past few months, I have flip-flopped and waffled all over the damn place. I think it’s okay to say that these are simply two solid yet deeply flawed candidates. Neither of them are revolutionaries, and neither of them are monsters. They’re just, well, politicians.

This article is a perfect summation for my deep feelings of unease about this election. Try as I might I can’t get comfortable. I’ve set my course and I’ll make my peace with it, but at best, it will be an uneasy peace.

I still love weddings. I don’t get enough chances to dress up and eat cake.

Exactly, I think that’s all this person is saying: share my happiness (even if you’re personally over weddings because you’ve been there, done that).

I literally just ate beans from a can while watching Better Call Saul. My life partner and I scribbled big red X’s on marriage forms and then we both changed our names to the infinity symbol.

I mean...I get it. I get both sides of the coin. It can be an expensive pain in the ass obligation to attend weddings for 2nd or 3rd tier friends that may take place in far-flung and expensive locales. More than once my husband and I have opted for the “send a gift and regrets” option for extraneous or ancillary…

And it comes from everywhere! I have religious family who think that I’m basically an old hag (I’ll reach the old age of 23 without a man IF YOU CAN BELIEVE IT) but would like to get married by the time I’m say, 30, and my more liberal family members and friends (some of whom are, like you said, married themselves)…

Also, you can get Gruet at Costco. It’s not some exotic flight of fancy.

Ladies and gents: I’ve been here at Jezebel for a loooooooong time now and I would like to welcome you all to Jezebel Wedding Bingo. Here are some of your squares

-City hall
-Simple dinner with friends
-Marriage is pointless and sexist
-Engagement rings are sexist
-Wedding dresses are sexist
-Choosing to take your husband’s…

Ooh, a hipstery hot-take on weddings! Just what we all needed. “*I* got married before Facebook. *I* served my guests champagne out of a truck bed before Pinterest told everyone that vintage is cool again. *I* think that everyone else should just elope in pajama pants, with no family or friends present, because four…

And baby showers, which are one million times worse than weddings.

Married people who are anti-wedding... oof. “Got mine, now fuck you” is such a nasty thing to say, especially to unmarried people who hope to get married one day, and CHRIST, I’M SORRY that we can’t all find compatible romantic partners on your timeline.

I’m getting married at the end of the summer and this person sounds bitter as fuck. There will be no bridesmaids/groomsmen, no bachelorette, no gauntlet of bullshit events for our wedding. Weddings don’t have to be stressful nightmares. It’s pretty laughable that someone that got married straight out of college now…

You think you’re done, but you never are.

I am currently in the middle of planning a wedding and, by and large, it is not the gigantic struggle that everyone makes it out to be. I say “no” to things I don’t want and pay for the things I do. Revolutionary.

Right?! Like, “I celebrated my love in this super ahead of it’s time OG hipster way and now anyone that tries to do that is posing and anyone that doesn’t try to do that is a Scrooge McDuck evil rich person who doesn’t truly understand love”.

Your problem is that you have too many friends. I don’t know 26 people well enough to be invited to their weddings. It’s cheaper that way.

Yeah, you’re 33 now, we get it.

Yeah, you’re 33 now, we get it.

If "bootstraps" fucked a yogurt commercial, the bastard offspring would be "Love yourself more."