Congratulations to Mindy! I was thinking of her recently... (and no, not because of the Oceans trailer). I wish her fortitude and the wisdom to know when she needs a giant shit-faced sob and alone time and that she has a village around her when she needs to help.

“Can I grope your moobs?” I mean, honestly, I wouldn’t even ask. I’d just dive right in.

Top 10, in no particular order for reasons on a national or personal scale: Hillary Clinton, Rose McGowan, Malala Yousafzi, Cyntoia Brown, Munroe Bergdorff, Maxine Waters, Kamala Harris, my sister, Ava DuVernay, Krista Tippett.

The expectation that women be better looking than men for their sexual satisfaction, imagined or otherwise, while it’s more acceptable for men to turn up looking like trash bags makes me crazy. I’m going to start commenting on men’s appearances because hey it’s funny and they asked for it.

Very interesting! I love animatronics in a really eerie way.

I hope they put in some kind of bug like on New Year’s eve he explodes.

LOL. I keep seeing that as “Bunches & Big Wet.” Like come on people. At some point, have some self respect. How do they intro themselves: “I’m Branchez!” “I’m Big Wet!” “We’re BUNCHEZ AND BIG WET!”

I check myself before I send my sister YouTube links to their horrible songs. “Do you really want to up their view count? ...I guess at this point it doesn’t matter.”

I see. I’ve only been to Disney World once when I was a wee tot. All I remember is loving the flying Dumbo ride and being mortified when I ran into Captain Hook on the street.

I don’t think they’re out of ideas so much as they like to stick to the same three they know they have a better chance of making money from.

This is the wisest thing I’ve read in a while.

Will there be more beard weave and pot ledom remixes?

Out of curiosity, why do they even have a hall of presidents? Do you know?

I’ve been saying this too.

*thumbs up*

LOL, what?

If you’re referring to what I said, I meant exercise as a means of feeling refreshed (which it can—endorphins), and society is often a drag. I have depression. I take medication daily, I go jogging, I have encouraging friends, I have interests, I have a job, I’m intelligent, funny, caring, etc. etc. etc. But I…

This. Either end of the spectrum is just as insane as the other.

They did not say they don’t do the things you said they do.

Did they say they don’t do that?