“What difference does it make??”

Wells Fargo should buy Mylan and Theranos, and rename the combined entity “WHealth Fargo” or, better yet, call it “Fargo Fuckyourself”, which lends itself better to a nice ad jingle.

Thank you clinton campaign bot.

So?

You get a solid, one-one-thousand, two-one-thousand, three-one-thousand count. If you haven’t started moving, or your brake lights haven’t at least flickered off by then, you get the horn.

Forget their pinpoint accuracy or their damage, the damn things need their reaction time nerfed more than anything. There wouldn’t be as many problems taking them out if it were possible to duck in and out of cover without instantly being locked onto by a turret that was facing the opposite direction less than a half…

Really don’t need your political opinion on guns bud. Guns are never going to be banned. Gun education and awareness is a better idea.

I see more and more typos and misspelled words on Gawker sites than ever before....Maybe I’m just more aware? There’s really no excuse with computers. Also, you’re job is writing....that’s your job. I would lose my job if I continually made dumb mistakes like that. Proofread. It’s really not that difficult. It really…

I wish that dude would narrate my daily commute:

Repel 100. No contest. It’s the only thing I’ve ever used that actually works. It feels terrible to put on, but I’ve done a weeks worth of tree work in marshes using this and got no more than a handful of bites. Works through sunscreen, sweat, water, dirt, all of that, but it’s brutal on your skin. Seriously, use…

Repel 100. No contest. It’s the only thing I’ve ever used that actually works. It feels terrible to put on, but I’ve…

“Deputies went to the home of Kristine Hayes, Miller’s grandmother, who had legal guardianship of the teen, on the morning of March 31. Upon hearing what had happened, Hayes was “extremely emotional and visibly shaken,” investigative documents say.

A deranged tyrant who runs a technologically backwards country? Mac is EXACTLY what I’d expect.

and also, that fucking sucks.