That could actually be evidence of their point.

If I ever wondered if Jezebel ran its copy past lawyers before publication, then that question is answered forever! I’m sure Kathy Rumer is boiling mad as she reads this- and we know she will- but legally, reporting facts is not libel, amrite?

You didn’t hear it from me but the next big thing is virtual tulip bulb futures. Ssshhh......

Well, neither is The Sun

Wegman’s has great good food options. Both $6 meals, subs, pizza, and the aforementioned buffet. Could be made with arsenic, I’m still eating it

Wow. Nothing but white males as far as the eye can see. I’m guessing they’re looking at a virtual fantasy world where hookers are free, they can make racist jokes without backlash, and their unquestioned hegemony lasts forever. We should do this to all our white men and use them as batteries. They'll never catch on.

The key with the knife is that you want a blade that is not as wide as the cork (like small multitool knifes - I personally use this one), so you actually fully insert the blade into the cork, with the back of the blade pointing counterclockwise. Then while holding the cork still with the knife, you twist the bottle…

I really hope she isn't any kind of Skywalker/Solo. Star Wars does a great job of showing a huge galaxy, and a really terrible job of showing any of the people in it. I would love to finally follow to story of someone who isn't a Skywalker. There are three of them in the film already (Luke, Leia, Kylo Ren), lets…

There goes Excuse #1 for missing it. Thanks, Alan.

Suure you don’t.

they’ve been lifehacked.

Ugh I worked at Torrid for years, and their quality used to be amazing but now it's mostly garbage. Especially for being SO EXPENSIVE. If you know someone who works there, employees get a 40% discount, even off of sale/clearance prices and with coupons. Also I don't think they sell them anymore, but Dickies makes some…

Your body may stabilize, and another factor is that your style may continue to change for a while, also.

Don’t turn your nose at this, although these stores do have a slight mothball smell—thrift stores!

“The reason that the rich were so rich, Vimes reasoned, was because they managed to spend less money.

Can I be the first to say, “Forget Mars. We should build an airship in the clouds above Venus”?