“THINK FAST!”
“.... what?”
*PELICAN’D*

“I’m strapped in for the good shit, Tomi. Fuck me up.”

(Given that she’s a hot blonde white chick from the heartland who went to college in Vegas, there’s a pretty decent chance that that video already exists in the wild)

I am a corner marshal, and yes I have discussed it with some of the workers who were at the race

If this is wrong, I’m sure one of you will correct me and gravely insult me.

You’re clearly right, given what’s available on the marketplace, but these models have easily surpassed inflation. They’re clearly better offerings than they were before, but so is everything else that hasn’t increased as significantly.

WOW, that chick is WRECKED !

Because, if it were nine feet wide, it’d be an S-9.

Just open a clothing store, that’s where the real money is.

If this was Jezebel, the title would’ve been “Entitled White Male Harasses Chinese Woman Online, Gets What He Deserves.”

Cab reminds me of

We all know that “Hoyt” is really Tavarish. Who do you think you are fooling???

And yet with all that truck with all them torques you will still see some 5'1 90 pound girl driving one around town lol Or at least thats how they do down here in Texas.

While this seems cool in concept, and great nostalgia, these trucks aren't worthy to carry a sprint car's jock strap. Even the taxicabs are more interesting to watch.

For want of a connector the air line was lost.
For want of an air line the wastegate was lost.
For want of a wastegate the turbo was lost.
For want of a turbo the power was lost.
For want of power a lap was lost.
For want of a lap the race was lost.
And all for the want of a turbo line connector.

I remember the good ol’ days when if you crashed you just blamed Pastor Maldonado. Now things are so complicated...

Just get out of your car on-track and he won’t miss you

There’s always something fishy going on when women are on their cycle.

They’re gonna pay the rice for this.

The perps were apprehended, queso closed.

Let’s talk about what’s really important here: is the tire pressure satisfactory?