I WILL cut any man who does this to me.

So glad we keep finding ways to be an openly bigoted country. Was worried that after nationally recognized same-sex marriage we were going soft there for a second

When the back-up lights went on I spit milk out my nose.

I’m proud of what I do. None of it involves working out.

I had cheese fries with my lunch. I feel fan fucking tastic right now.

My excuse is I’m pregnant with twins, I’ve got 2 kids and a dog and I work 12 hour days. I’m proud of myself if I can keep down a meal and make it up the stairs to bed. Good for you fit mums. Leave me the fuck alone.

i would never roll my eyes at these fitness moms, good for them if they’re happy, but please understand there are millions of women who have what they consider better things to do than have children & exercise a lot. i would die of misery if i was forced to be a mom or to be concerned about my abs. but that’s me, i…

Open-carry pastry. Don’t mess with.

“My excuse? Pizza and beer are delicious, working out sucks, and I like myself enough to not engage in constant self-punishment for the approval of others. It’s a pretty fucking great excuse. What’s your excuse for being a judgemental cock?”

If people enjoy working out during and after pregnancy, good for them.

Then you missed the part where she defined “je ne sais quoi” for Palin, which had me screaming.

I was really hoping the fundamentals were going to spell something out with their capital letters, like Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent.

She was bang-on right in saying they all end in pneumonia and homicide, because THEY DO.

Came for the Flowers in the Attic references and was not disappointed.

Oh, definitely on the 72-hour reflection period beforehand, and the journal. An erection can be a life-changing thing! Especially if you end up with a kid nine months down the road. Or even if you don’t — 100% of all abortions occurred shortly after the use of an erection! Ergo, ERECTIONS CAUSE ABORTIONS.

I worked with a very Christian woman when the McCaugheys had their septuplets, and the McCaughey’s were claiming it was God’s will, and all the evangelicals were sending them money, etc. She said, “I think that if they really believed in God’s will, they would have accepted that it was God’s will that they not have…

I think an intrapenile ultrasound might be in order, too, just so the patient can “make a fully informed decision.”

A rectal probe ultrasound seems appropriate

The 72 hour waiting period cannot include weekends, men really need to think about the risks of taking ED pills. No one’s trying to restrict access to Viagra, this is all about men’s health!

Isn’t impotence the body’s way of ‘shutting it down’?

Also you need to plan for inflation as well... $150,000 a year today will be poverty line in 40 years, so you need to plan for $380,000 a year... And no I'm not that far off, my Father in 1979 planned his portfolio for a comfortable $40,000 a year middle class comfortable retirement yearly "wage" today it's just…