Because Daddy said so and they are always competing for second place behind Ivanka.

Thank you. I am so glad i’m not the only one who thought this. How is the story here not “guy who is supposed to be keeping business separate from government comments with intimate knowledge of the President’s actions?”

I genuinely love how mentally challenged this family is.

He’s not wrong about Maher but Norm MacDonald is even less funny.

The joke is funny, but I can no longer support the artist or his art. It’s pretty simple.

“Flat Earther Does Something Dumb.”

Listen, I don’t know if it started with The Blitz, but Brits are incredibly tough Motherfuckers.

Actually, you know what why not take a shot in the dark with one of the Governors- Bullock of MT was re-elected in the face of Trump swamping his state, personally argued the last case to test Citizen’s United at the Supreme Court, is relatively young, etc. or Hickenlooper in Colorado (compelling back story,…

*puts on Very Smart Political Thinker hat*

I’m sure there’s at least a couple of “friendly” corporations that would be happy to take over the responsibilites of air traffic, provided they are granted blanket immunity for mistakes, accidents and loss of airline revenue and aren’t subject to any pesky labor laws or required to provide employee benefits.

And with Mortem still on holiday, once again it’s time for the UK general election countdown.

Isn’t that a crime? Genuinely curious if he can be arrested for inciting violence.

Because the GOP does not care about women. If you are a woman and you vote for a GOP candidate, you are supporting a party that would rater see you die than lift a finger to help.

That’s sick (and I don’t mean in your millennial way). I have a lot of Tory friends. They find violence abhorrent. As do all right-thinking people. Keep your conspiracy theories to yourself, and if you want people to vote for Corbyn, make the argument on the issues.

I bet Gianluigi Buffon was wishing that had happened right about now.

Not bad for a guy who was the catcher for the Dutch in the 2009 WBC!

“For some reason, this issue of atomic bombs has become a paramount issue for the Japanese.” - Mike Pence, circa 1945

Spagnuolo later apologized if anyone was offended but his personal animosity toward fat people was because his father had spent years of his life fighting the morbidly obese.

He’s so see-through: his principle ambition is to undo everything the black man did before him. To paraphrase Stephen Colbert: Trump is so hell-bent on undoing everything Obama did, that it wouldn’t surprise me to see him bring out the 7 Thanksgiving turkeys he pardoned and bludgeon them to death with a club.”