The budget was also seen as a victory for Democrats because it lacked nearly every cut Trump wanted to make—including the ones to Planned Parenthood, the NEA and Public Radio/Television. It’s a pretty sweet win for a supposedly weak and out of touch Party.

To be fair, Curt Schilling decided to stay home tonight.

“We clapped for Adam Jones AND Isiah Thomas last night! CHECKMATE, LIBTARDS.”

President Andrew Jackson, who died 16 years before the Civil War started, saw it coming and was angry. Would never have let it happen!

#NEVERFORGET

I think it’s news every time the lunatic president of the United States says nice things about tin pot dictators.

Is it a passel, a murder, a flock, or a herd of assholes?

I mean I’m listening... but I’m not really gaining any sympathy or empathy at this point.

That’s the thing. Somewhere along the line people got confused as to what “understand” actually means. They think if you don’t agree with someone or feel obligated not to criticize them, the issue is that you don’t “understand” because you’re not “listening.”

Also shown: the only run Reddick scored wearing Dodger Blue.

I love how our “toughest” president in history is such a wimp than he can’t even stand a correspondents dinner.

Yep, against Trevor Hoffman’s Padres. Four straight HRs in the 9th to tie, Padres score in the top of the 10th, Nomar walks it off with a 2-run shot to end it.

With all due respect to the dodgers’ current announcer, who delivered fine calls on all of these home runs, I miss vin scully so much.

“Obviously, I’ve done a lot of soul searching over the past few months and I’ve come to a conclusion: I’ve realized that I’m really, really important.”

I love Mayock. He knows his shit and I’m a sucker for that familiar accent. I also enjoy Collinsworth.

Hahhahah he wanted people to go to college and not be crushed by debt, sick burn

His entire presidency summed up in a single image.

I have watched many games on ESPN this year. My total minutes listening to social commentary are approximately 1.5.

Silly me, all this time I thought being a senator was a full time job.

Wayne Allyn Root is absolutely right. That’s why I, and millions of others, now exclusively watch FS1.