Also shown: the only run Reddick scored wearing Dodger Blue.

I love how our “toughest” president in history is such a wimp than he can’t even stand a correspondents dinner.

Yep, against Trevor Hoffman’s Padres. Four straight HRs in the 9th to tie, Padres score in the top of the 10th, Nomar walks it off with a 2-run shot to end it.

With all due respect to the dodgers’ current announcer, who delivered fine calls on all of these home runs, I miss vin scully so much.

“Obviously, I’ve done a lot of soul searching over the past few months and I’ve come to a conclusion: I’ve realized that I’m really, really important.”

I love Mayock. He knows his shit and I’m a sucker for that familiar accent. I also enjoy Collinsworth.

Hahhahah he wanted people to go to college and not be crushed by debt, sick burn

His entire presidency summed up in a single image.

I have watched many games on ESPN this year. My total minutes listening to social commentary are approximately 1.5.

Before choosing to watch my favorite team on television, I, like most sports fans, apply a strict political litmus test on the ideological philosophy of the network broadcasting the game.

Silly me, all this time I thought being a senator was a full time job.

Wayne Allyn Root is absolutely right. That’s why I, and millions of others, now exclusively watch FS1.

Korean winters suck. Beautiful but shitty. If you’re ever in Seoul I can show you around.

If so there’s a lot of explaining I need to do in my life. Don’t worry about visiting, everything is calm and we’re in the middle of a so far beautiful spring.

Pet peeve of mine. There is a clear P sound in Korean (ㅍ) and it ain’t in Busan.

*Busan

Hey my mom is from Pusan! And yeah my relatives are surprisingly chill about everything.

The “logic” is that Trump is only acting crazy to make him seem unpredictable and unhinged, thereby causing the enemy to think twice about not wanting to mess with him and just give in to his demands.

“Had he gone to one of my bogus charter schools, he would have learned civility, politeness, and how to make Gucci purse knock-offs in a basement sweatshop for my benefit.”

Yep. The Bears got punked by a fake GM.