All hail Kellyanne Conway, goddess-queen of the trolls. Her one job is to ensure that words mean nothing, and she is fucking awesome at it.

Hannah, I’m disappointed in the clickbait title. Claiming these agencies “did not present evidence” is not merely misleading but untrue. You are spreading same sort of misinformation that drives clicks for conspiracy bloggers and Fox News.

You left out the headliner, The Orange Moron himself, President Donald Trump.

*reads entire well-written article*

As someone born and raised in Fort Lauderdale who lives there to this day, this whole thread is not funny and incredibly insensitive. People are dead.

Wow. A lot of people did not read the article.

So fitting! Did you post this gif after the Orlando nightclub shooting too?

There’s shitty governments and then there’s this. I’m doing all the things. Volunteering, boosting the signals, talking to people, giving money to causes. But every single fucking day there’s new doom and gloom to worry about. I can work for change and still be scared shitless.

We hate your state, too.

Blazers starting lineup this season: $46.5 million per year (Dame gets $24m of that), 8th in offensive efficiency, middle of the pack in defensive efficiency among starting groups.

If you ever want a good laugh, go back and read Bill Simmons’ column that he believed the Celtics signing Shaq was a quietly brilliant move that was going to payoff big time in the playoffs.

Especially when Shaq was with the Celtics.

McGee responded an hour later by insinuating that Shaq was a minstrel, and comparing him to Bert Williams, a black vaudeville entertainer who performed in blackface and played stereotypically degrading parts during his career.

What you did, by not voting: is guaranteeing kids will starve, women will lose their reproductive rights, and the wage disparity will just grow. Your inaction, and anyone like you, has guaranteed people will suffer. Grow the fuck up, and stop thinking you are the only person who matters. People like you, ruin lives,…

If you’re not looking back, may I suggest you look forward? Get involved on the local level, run for city council or school board, or get involved in the campaign of someone who you respect on the local level. If you feel voting is unproductive, there are other ways to be involved and make a difference in politics.

Canada is going to become the first G7 nation to go all in on weed come later this year. Tis a good time to be a stoner haha.

Government agencies communicate in cutesy memes and emotes. The president elect of the US tweets like a 12 year old that just discovered social media and whose parents aren’t monitoring internet time.

I love how you feel qualified to judge the suitability of a spouse for someone you have never met. So amazingly patronizing.

The number of people who dropped out of school before sixth grade on this site astounds me.

What’s the point of destroying media companies for publishing true things, which is sort of the reason for their existence? Thiel was not in the closet because of some personal issues. His homosexuality was an open secret. He was officially still in the closet primarily to protect his business interests. I am not…