MLS is getting with the program. The academy system only came into being in 2008, and it has already helped produce a player (Yedlin) that was on a World Cup roster. There are (at least) 77 academy graduates on active MLS rosters.

It says everything about the Klinsmann era that we’re begging for a win against a team that, until Friday, we hadn’t lost to in 21 consecutive matches dating back to the fucking Reagan administration.

You’ve gotten a lot of responses already and might be feeling overwhelmed, but I’ll add mine in case it’s useful (to you or others).

You realize that there is no user manual for how to identify as a multiracial person, right? Maybe two biracial parents would raise their children as biracial as well, maybe the parents primarily identify as black or Asian or what have you and therefore raise their kids as such. This game of “ok so now explain to me…

She has a million legit excuses to stay off the campaign trail. Yet she doesn’t.

I have a harder time explaining Michael Jordan’s moves as owner Charlotte to my 7 year old than I do explaining homosexuality. He understands that it’s okay that a guy can be in love with a guy, he has no idea why Jordan chose Marvin Williams over Chris Paul and neither do I for that matter.

Here’s why empathy can be a bad thing. Empathy is why people want me to see a doctor when I tell them that the recipe guy from the Hulk Hogan Sex Video site is a deeper and more critical thinker than Yale psychology and cognitive science professor Paul Bloom.

The kids call him “G-d Shammg-d.”

LeBron is the most Millennial of us all. Give him the Ted Williams Special one day and put him in our time capsule.

It was Barackward, if I do say so myself.

Well, why else would the kid on the bench be wearing that “Always Dripping” shirt?

I don't know, I learned a lot about Advocare from that Drew Brees infomercial in ESPN the magazine the other day.

Reprehensible pervert or not, Roman Polanski’s Harry Potter would’ve gotten me into a theater.

Especially since the entertainment factor for tomorrow’s Big 12 championship goes from a 10 (Buddy vs. Kansas) to a 3.5 (Huggins’ team mucks up the game, committing 25 fouls a minute and daring the refs to call them all). Refs should’ve just claimed they couldn’t tell because the monitor wasn’t working properly and…

she was “combative and uncooperative

Just think of the devolution of the Thunder spark-plug position: Harden to Reggie Jackson to Waiters. At this rate I might get signed for 2016-2017.

FYI, Mike Wilpon from PTI is not related to the Wilpons who own the Mets. So if your hesitation is that he yells too much to be a good teacher, consider that hesitation squished.

Eh, I get your point, but nobody said that about Bush in 2000. Remember, 9/11 hadn’t happened yet. The argument against him, at the time, was that he was an unqualified, unserious, culturally retrograde doofus running against the sitting Vice President.

He’s buying luxury pigs now, too? You know, if the Wilpon family were smart, they would’ve paid this young man a weekly allowance. Some might call it ‘paternalism,’ but look at Bobby Bonilla. He was a hot shot superstar once upon a time and he’s never been better. You don’t see him schilling for PokerStars.net! Teach…

How the fuck can I not get a job with ESPN.