In his defense, every National doesn't do very well under pressure.

Also, that’s quite the way to tell Kareem and Oscar to STFU.

Great career in England for Timmy. He got so much shit when Man United signed him 12+ years ago, all the English papers poking fun at his Tourette’s. In his first game he was man of the match and stopped a few Arsenal pk’s in the Community Shield opener, and has mostly gone up since then. One of the few American…

Get a better hero.

Speak for yourself. I can’t enjoy this NBA season until I’m told which quote from Spotlight best describes each team.

It really says a lot about the Mannings that they thought it was a good idea to go after this woman in the book “they wrote”. Ignore the incident, acknowledge it in anodyne terms, whatever, but even setting aside the subsequent harassment of sending material to her new employers, why would they go in for a little…

Considering it’s Maryland, we should probably just be thankful they’re no longer using eight-balls.

As a Dodger fan, I’d rather interact with 1,000 of the smuggest Giants fans than 1 Pads fan. Arrogant as Giants fans are (and were even before they’d won shit), they’re at least witty and interesting. Padre fans are just 24/7 bitter. They're miserable even just to sit next to.

Well, it’s right next to his number, so “1 week...” as in “1 Week Until Pitchers and Catchers Report” I presume?

This isn’t Darwinism. This is teenaged boys and their teenaged brains at work. Most of us escape our teen years having done something stupid that could have killed us. It’s a sad story and the fact that these boys were brothers compounds that tragedy.

Lynch wishes to focus on other interests. “So far, Conan and I have only focused on current action games. But can’t you imagine us playing some classic Nintendo games? JRPGs? The possibilities are endless!”

Yep, and Holly Holm has no chance against Ronda Rousey.

Pokemon the First Movie?

I’m also sure of kobes response.

That William Randolph Hearst had congress make weed illegal so that the hemp paper mills had to shut down and all the newspaper companies had to buy his wood-pulp paper.

Fixed.

This is going to be Super Bowl 50 to nothing.

Superman does have a worthy opponent

Here’s what it would look like if Brady and Manning switched teams and then put on each other’s jerseys to fuck with people.