Did I say player? I meant cocksmith

The fact that he did that after another of his children was beaten to death is enough to label him a monster in my eyes.

I don’t know why Doc is so smug. Austin Rivers can’t play, yet he still sees significant time for the Clippers.

This is basically his career in a nutshell: flashes of greatness followed by fucking it all up by being arrogant and selfish.

This was his the best tweet ever.

Yeah Haren is everything Braden is not... literate, thoughtful, funny, successful beyond one particularly famous start

Like most things delivered by Dan Haren, these tweets were completely out of left field.

Bartolo Colon is now searching for those delicious meatballs.

That’s a good Twitter handle.

And the other generation, handed the opportunity to fix the world, is busy protesting bad sushi in a college dining hall by calling it “cultural appropriation.”

Tomsula was dabbing in October? God, I hope Cam Newton reads this.

To be fair, I never had an issue with the organization, only with a person inside it. The Vikings treated me quite well for the majority of my career there.

Nah, man. We’ll find McCaffrey a Cabinet post.

Orly?

Don’t do it. The guy does not have the personality to be a head coach. Huge d-bag.

So now officially Miami stole a win from Indiana at this point? I’m confused.

He thinks the Joker’s favorite show would be Family Guy.

I grew up in Boston and still haven’t decided whether or not it’s a good thing that the city’s sports broadcasting scene produced the likes of Remy, Heinsohn, and Edwards. It’s the only major city I can think of apart from maybe Cincinnati where the inhabitants are completely, blissfully unaware that there’s a world…

Conspiracy Theory - David Stern asked Adam Silver to tell Bill Kennedy and Doc Rivers to deny this TRUE story for one reason: to ruin the credibility of Tim Donaghy even more.

So Muslims that wear veils are assholes?