The thing though about being conservative fiscal and socially liberal is that conservative fiscal policies perpetuate the systemized oppression of those who social liberals are trying to empower

“THIS HERM EDWARDS I CALL JON GRUDEN BECAUSE HE SHOUTS AT PEOPLE ABOUT FOOTBALL ON ESPN”

It is not a subtle joke. It is a bad and obvious joke.

Baker was so unaware of the alleged Chapman incident that he wrapped up his press conference by announcing that if no one had any more questions, he would be leaving in order to make it on time to tonight’s John Lennon concert.

He’s drinking from the ‘chill the fuck out’ pitcher. He would gladly pass it along, but that would require you to step away from the keyboard you’re holding hostage.

OH well EXCUSE me, you’ve lived ALL OVER the US so you must be an expert on fucking tea.

Well if you’ve never tried it then how do you know if it’s gross or not? Plenty of people put milk and sugar into their tea. I wouldn’t put milk into a green tea or anything like that. Just an english breakfast type. It’s good.

It’s fine man. It was a fantastic comment. Made my day.

Well in that case thanks for the enlightening and insightful comment detailing the thought that everyone had.

Yeah I liked that Bill Simmons column too.

Yeah, there’s context and there’s context. It’s like the time Eisenhower was finishing up his weekly press conference and a reporter asked him “Mr President, can you tell us something positive about Richard Nixon [Ike’s VP who was in the process of running for Prez and whom Ike notoriously disliked]?” Eisenhower…

This might be one of the most disappointing videos I’ve ever seen. I kept waiting for the bear to attack him. Bite him, maul him, whatever, just do what bears do and let this jackanape know that splashing water in their face is a bad idea.

Sometimes what doesnt kill you probably should have just killed you.

Don Mattingly just got all the heartburn.

Go fuck yourself.

That person up top doing this is the ultimate piece of shit. I guess you gotta aspire to something.

Tbh, I always thought of Valbuena more as Nate Robinson.

“That is exactly why I would not support a Muslim as starting striker for the US men’s national team.”

In a vacuum, that’s fine. But in reality the incentives for playing in the NFL make it really not much of a choice at all, even for those who know and fear the risks. (With a few exceptions, of course.)

Science is finding new evidence that molly can reverse the damaging effects of concussions.