The Conservative media will never be happy. Obama could give everyone in America a puppy and they'd say it was an act of aggression because some people are allergic.

And now the whole evening was worth it. Thank you all for validating my love of juice. Even you, BurnerWhore.

I worked at a fairly large cadillac dealership in the service department. The service department consisted of a very long building with service stalls on both sides and the dispatch office (where I worked) was right in the middle. I was one of the very few females employed in this department. It was a fun job but…

I'm so sorry your son and family were put through this, it is not ok and you did us (disabled people) all a service by educating them. But I do feel the need to stand up for the airport and airline staff I've dealt on the times I've travelled in my wheelchair - IMO it's important to highlight the companies that do get…

"Do you know what marrying means?" Nephew: "Yes, to always dance together."

Haha! And everyone else just thought she didn't have her shit together. I wear mismatched socks because a) I don't have my shit together and b) no one can actually see them, so I struggle to care enough to pair them after I wash them. C) the washing machine eats one at random every so often, I presume.

Midi (tea length) skirts are the devil. They are the spawn of satan. I am only average height and skinny as opposed to tall and skinny, so they look horrible on me. They make me look like a squat ten-year-old going to a church service. They look okay maybe on Taylor Swift and no one else.

Getting off during oral is hard for me too. It's just not enough pressure for me. When I'm not too lazy to work on it I try to get close other ways and then switch. It's getting better but I'm happy I have orgasms easily other ways so *shrug*.

So many of my most liked photos were from Throwback Thursday. So it was like "Here's your year!" yet it was 80% pictures of me from middle and high school. The fact that sunflowers and daises came back this year was the only thing 2014 and those throwback pictures had in common.

Read: I wish you were a dancer.

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YES! His best friend is a thesaurus, right? The "Block them" link looks very enticing right now. Also, this could easily be a form letter. He doesn't mention anything that could be specific to you.

All of your "types" have male equivalents I've run into multiple times on internet dating. Yet somehow, the "cunt why didn't you answer me?" type just doesn't seem to include women in their ranks, which was the point of this whole article. Way to miss it.

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Tomato haters unite! I always ask for them to be removed, because otherwise they get all their nasty tomato goo all over everything, but I ask politely, and if they forget I pick them off myself.

Would you mind if I become a rapper and change my name to that?

I'm with you. I'm not a great question-asker, but I get on well with people whose style of conversation is similar to mine. I can start a conversation with a question, e.g. "How's it going?" or "So how was your weekend?" or whatever, but from there it works best if the person I'm talking to and I just trade back and…

Tonight I farted and the three year old I'm babysitting said, "Bless you."

I present to you: Kevin.