I’m tired of reading about Alamo Drafthouse news because every time I read it I think “Oh it’s a bar” but then my brain corrects me and I remember it’s a movie theater chain. THEN I remember there’s not one remotely near me and news about it doesn’t affect me and I go get a beer because I was just thinking about beer.…

Man, all that profile picture is missing is his eventual parole date for selling MDMA to Kappa Delta Chicks in 2026.

Can’t wait for the MS Paint update of Barron’s page that claims he’s a 4.0 student with a perfect SAT score.

What you’ve got here is an A+ example of a Full Kit Wanker caught in the wild. Got a kit. Can’t play.

He fucking sucks.

They believe “SJWs” forced Harmon to hire women, and thus anything they dislike about this season is the fault of those women.

Why the fuck is it impossible for these gutless fucks to let women do anything nerdy or nerd-adjacent without being harassed

I really like the show, but its fandom is one of the worst I’ve ever seen. A bunch of people seem to think that the show endorses Rick’s behavior and philosophy and...no, it realllllly doesn’t.

This has been the best season of Rick and Morty so far so way to go ladies.

Google security footage of this dude after finding out a woman got a promotion at the company:

Or like the supporting character in nearly every 1990s horror or scifi flick whose admiration for the mysterious enemy ultimately facilitates his own death at its hands.

If you make the actual KKK the only place where you can acknowledge the coolness of D&D terms, then you’ll just push people into the KKK.

It reminds me of high school kids back in the 90s who argued that Hitler was evil yes, but a “genius” who should be praised for leading millions of Germans and starting the Nazism movement. So edgy

Beef-A-Reeno?

**cough** So, I’m going to leave this right here on the table. Be nice. **cough**

You know, this is the first time I’ve seen a picture of this guy. I have an irresistible urge to feed him an apple, or a handful of oats.

(looks at sparsely appointed background bookshelves) Why doesn’t he take the typical nerd route and start a BOARD GAME podcast.

Someone forgot to tell him the KKK isn’t a comic book villain, but a real-life heinous institution that has no redeeming qualities.

“You know you’ve moralized an issue,” Damore wrote (issue meaning racism), “when you can’t criticize its heroes or acknowledge any positive aspect of its villains.”