Fuck Facebook, Vive is the superior product anyway.

Yep. The UK left the EU because the EU is a sinking ship. Germany should be following suit soon, which will be the death knell.

I guess the driver took the car’s power (puts on sunglasses), for granite.

Dustin discovered that where the fuel and oxygen mix inside the tube is ignited—either at one end or the middle—can greatly affect the power at which it launches a potato

Marriage sucks, don't it?

Andrew, it’s the shifter that is confusing on these Grand Cherokees, not the parking brake.

Idk Doug, $4.99 is pretty steep. I think I’ll wait until I can pick it up from the 3rd owner for 50 cents.

In addtion of running him down, the Mustang driver may face charges for not providing first aids to the victim.

Is it wrong that I can’t wait for an awesome explosion-video?

The most interesting part of that was a LaFerrari with a tow hitch. Can we get more details on why there is a LaFerrari with a tow hitch?

They would have hacked Donald Trumps email, but they found out he does not even have a computer.

Nice, if you’re not using a Vive. The Vive has a visible fence built in, where you’ll see walls appear in your field of vision if you start to get too close to one. And it even has a little camera on the front that will show you if someone else moves into your way.

Or they go the other way and send you a 1/4 ounce bottle of dragon blood enfuser oil in an 8x8x8 box with enough bubble wrap to choke a horse.

I assumed it was their latest Tablet. The Kindle Liquid Fire.

Oooooof, I think I’ve seen that video! (If not that incident, one very similar.) Glad it was the passenger side.

I’d love to agree with you, but i can’t. 100% can’t.

Thank you for your continued existence, thank you for addressing this issue and I would thank you to tell Jason to stop calling my sister! Also that swim trunks are required in the pool area.

Good. I couldn’t give a shit about the rest of Gawker, but Jalopnik and Gizmodo are about the only topic sites I give a shit about.

The title to this makes no sense.

This still drives me a little nuts, growing up family owned a materials testin lab. We’d do things like failure test concrete and design concrete mixes for buildings. Every time I hear “I’m gonna pour a cement sidewalk” I die a little.