Her name was Chevy, she’s a Camaro
With nitrous spray everywhere and tires out to there
She would do burn outs, with no wheel hop-hop
And while she tried to be a star
Ford would always raise the bar
Across the drag strip, they worked 1/8 to 1/4 mile
They were young and raced each other
Who more could make you smile?

[Chorus:]
…

Every time there’s an article about this car, a tune starts going in my head...

Available with either a supercharged 350, a naturally aspirated 427 or the LT-based 376, the power goes through a Turbo 400 three-speed automatic and solid rear axle with an aluminum center section featuring a spool-type differential and 40-spline gun-drilled axle shafts.

K5 Blazer? Truck yeah!

Damn that’s Imprezzive

That is not the definition of bracket racing. In bracket racing each driver chooses a “dial in time” to race to and cars are disqualified for “breaking out”. Neither of these things happen at AER.

You are mistaken. AER is not bracket racing. AER uses real performance as opposed to others who use subjective formulas and incredibly inaccurate power to weight ratios to class cars.

Sad. Where E30s go to die...

You should drive like you comment. Defensive.

Am I the only one that notices a trend with Jalopnik writers, where they seem totally unprepared to things or completely irresponsible, fuck it all up, and then go “Well, now I know for the future! Don’t do this!” as if that somehow makes their actions somehow acceptable, since they admit fault and then tell everyone…

I hate to say this, but this may have been legally justifiable. A jury might even sympathize with someone saying they felt threatened by a bike circling their vehicle.

I do like Mental Floss but he does need to give some of these more time...you can’t make whipped cream in two seconds in a blender so, while I think the hack is unlikely to work (and even if it does you’ve got whipped cream stuck in a bottle) it does need more than two shakes to be “failed”.

Chris Christie clearing his colon?

write-off

“Ran when parked. Musty smell from spilled water bottle. Low miles. Serious offers only.”

This was a really interesting read. I never really stopped to think about what street performers are up to behind the scenes.

That fear is a holdover from the time of CRT screens and platter-based hard drives. Modern smartphones won’t be damaged.

That fear is a holdover from the time of CRT screens and platter-based hard drives. Modern smartphones won’t be…

Meanwhile, an FBI chemical weapon specialist and a captured MI-6 spy were fighting for their lives nearby.

This is Adequate Man, not I Spent $500 On Snow Tires And Probably Also Didn't Use Underwear As A Washcloth This Morning Man.