Cry a river.

I think you can be a Jalopnik and like electric cars, but I’m not sure you can be a Jalopnik and not like engine sounds. Heck, it wasn’t long ago we were arguing about whether one can be a Jalopnik and not drive a stick.

It’s still larger than.. almost every handheld console ever made. 

You sound like a real asshole.

This is the most terrifying suggestion I've seen in this website. 

Huh?

It is far too early to be this unimpressed with something that is quite exceptional, sir! 

“HAH, That is so me. And we got a bunch of “real” Petrolheads who can’t understand what it is that the manual drivers wax poetry about. They make excuses for traffic and dream of getting paid to shave milliseconds off of their next Costco run.”

You and four other people.

$20k is in line with what most automakers offer as a base vehicle. And they’ll probably pull a special Value model or something that comes in around 16 - 18k.

If you travel a lot on business, sometimes you’re lucky to remember what city you’re in, much less what today’s rental car is. The rental cars I’ve driven that I remember right now are a Nissan Altima (loved it) and a Chrysler 300 (twice, loved it). All the others I was completely indifferent to. (My daily driver is a…

Agreed. That footage is fucking with what I know to be possible irl.

You know how racing games have gotten so realistic that you watch a replay and think “man, that looks real, but there’s no way they could get a camera to follow the car like that”?

Hey buddy, learn to read the room.

For everybody who complains that manufacturer “X” does not give enough love to whatever model may be the affection of your lust, this list should be an indication of how the harsh business truth often differs from your taste and / or automotive fantasies.

They got the message.

See, I don’t understand any of this at all. I book a hotel room so I have somewhere to sleep when I’m not doing what I’m in town to do. The job of housekeeping is to refresh the room after I’ve used it. I’m not gonna trash the room, but why should I do their job for them? If I want privacy, I need to feel bad about…

Millennial is a discriminatory slur, tantamount to calling a black man “ni**er” or “slave”