Ok, so he can smash Beetles. *khun khun* Could he handle a Viper?

Yes, I’m aware that the R is a different animal than your normal, every day Golf. Having said that, a Golf starting at $35k throws up an immediate mental block, and the threat of $42k to get all the goodies triggers my instinct to run...far far away.

Nope I’m good. Actually I’m in Michigan where they use 238 million tons of salt per square mile during winter, yeah I’ll take it. Damn you are a good salesman

Wanna know what I think?

Who are you?

You are.

Dude, this is my JOB.

Track time. Stef needs track time.

Why not 919 for weekends?

Hmm.

This has been said before, but it’s important to note again: he knew how much he was loved and respected. All too often we wax poetic after the person is gone. While that will (rightfully) continue here, he went to his grave fully aware of the support he had, and how much he was loved.

If you were to lose traction with them, would it be called an electric slide?

The world doesn't revolve around you.

Lol. This guy writes like a freshman fresh out of Econ 101 who thinks he's hot shit using these big words.

Why did they need to do a second race to make sure the first one wasnt a "fluke"? How can it be a fluke when all you do is put your foot to the floor? This type of "racing" is the dumbest stuff I can imagine doing with my car.

I promise to be a great 3rd owner of a Focus RS

Here's an idea: women can send the opening message once in a while!

I like how you advise the head gasket job be done by a pro, but not rebuild/replace turbo.

Keep a car for 15 years? I can also save money by also eating only bread and water for dinner but I'm not going to do that either.

Same deal with me re: the gas-gauge thing. I've never felt smarter/more like an idiot. And yeah I'm hoping to con the Jalopnik folks into helping out here for sure.