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that’s my take away from this article too... WHO WAS SHE IN HOCUS POCUS??

Wait, Rosie was in Hocus Pocus? Admittedly, it’s been a few years since I watched it, but what was her role?

I am so salty about Robby and Jordan being the top 2. Chase, call me.

Me, re: Tay/Ye/Kim/everyone fooferaw:

no one should get death threats. let’s just make that clear off the bat.

Me and all my nerd friends went to see it (separately) over the weekend and loved it. It was awesome and your life will be sadder for lacking it. :’(

*jerk off motion*

What kind of gott dang far-north nonsense is this? Just because you’re eating outside doesn’t make it a barbecue. Hush puppies? HUSH PUPPIES?! Those are delicious, but save them for a fish fry where they belong. A fish fry is not a barbecue.

Hush puppies? I’m not calling bullshit, but I’ve eaten BBQ all my life and this just never occurred to me.

“Y’ALL have fucked tastebuds...”? You’ve just given yourself away you self-loathing, slaw-hating reb.

A) Where are the green beans?

Potato salad needs to be number #2. Cornbread should move to #5 and kick white bread/rolls down to green salad. I mean wtf is green salad even doing on this list?

Working to make those inequalities go away is being a feminist, but more importantly, it makes me a humanist.

“SHE IS THE DOWNFALL OF WESTERN SOCIETY”, he cries into his hands full of semen

I’m so glad we have Piers Morgan to tell us what feminism is really about. What would we do without him?

you had me at

someone find me one example of henry cavil not being deeply, DEEPLY boring—either on screen or off—and then i will forever stop questioning why he is famousish