UMMMMM. NOPE. What about this lovely specimen??

This. Is. My. Life.

I support ANYTHING that includes a throwback 30 Rock reference.

...do you live in Littleton, Colorado??? :)

The first sentence in this article is gold.

....or they could not call us “DayMakers.” WTF are we, Vampires???

When I drink dairy milk I have the acne (including bachne) of a teenage boy. When I drink almond milk, I have almost crystal clear skin.

Spot on. I know it’s supposed to be satire...but it gives me the heebie jeebies. I don’t know if it’s the fact that I get the gist that he actually BELIEVES the things he says about his wife above or the fact that he says women’s sports are as bad as war...which I also get the vibe he really believes.

What about Jessica Jones?????

...we were willing to “pay for it.” However, the *only* option NBC gave us was to be a cable subscriber. My Millennial husband and I would have happily forked out $40-$60 for access to Olympic coverage or a package of some sort...even with commercials. NBC didn’t offer that because it’s run by old idiots who have no…

Great article - this is awful. As a lover of all things food, I honestly feel terrible for you. I’m not going to go through the other 200+ replies to see if anyone has already suggested any of what I’m about to suggest below (I’m an RN, not a registered dietician, and have worked with people/patients with a wide…