"Honey, you're so much better at this than me. I'm just no good at cleaning." Sad face.

How so? Also, using ableist language does nothing for your credibility and does not prove your point.

If you're the one-eyed king in this scenario, then no, you don't.

LOL do you even know what that quote means? It doesn't exactly portray you in as positive a light as you think it does.

Nice cop out.

No, you haven't. Every person who bothered responding to you has come to the same conclusion: you're a fucking moron. One quick look at your replies is evidence of that. You're a well-known douche.

Hopefully.

Because you can't? Thought so.

LOL'd at that third sentence.

She actually said she was a feminist in one interview.

Amy Poehler is lookin' super hot in that dress. Love her.

Which is a good dicking, bro!

I hate that you've written so much, and so well, only for the response to have gone unread by the person it is directed to.

Gawker reposted that.

Exactly. Well said.

Um, you're forgetting that whites make up the majority of the United States, so of course that number's going to be larger. The U.S. is 78% white.

It's also not difficult to fabricate said documents.

That last part is exactly what I'm talking about. It'd just feel weird. In my mind, I'd insert "little" before "girl" if someone was referring to me in that way.

Yes, actually, MOST diplomats and politicians outside of the U.S. are well-versed in two or more languages. It's kind of a part of the job. Also, when I say "celebrities", I am not just talking about Hollywood. LOL. I have a feeling that even if I were to "give you the names" of celebrities who possess such basic…

That's...strange then, I guess.