Exactly.

Well, I've never met a man who was openly offended at being called a creep. So there.

I am assuming that some of these assholes are incredibly insecure and in a constant struggle to prove to themselves and the women they want to bed just how awesome they are. It's that yearning for validation that translates into amazing sex.

Yeah. How about ANYONE who's ever run for office in ANY part of the world, countless celebrities, everyone else on this blog with the same backstory, etc., etc.

Keep telling yourself that, sweetheart. Whatever it takes to make you feel like the sexy he-man you really are. Riiight.

I think she'll do just fine. Also:

Ooh.

For sure.

One night stands. It's sort of a rough-and-tumble thing. Afterward, you never have to see them again. Lord knows you wouldn't want to, as one conversation with the prick will probably turn you off of sex for a lifetime. But they're still great to fuck, though. Always so eager to please. Or so I've heard...

LOL. Way to completely miss the point. The OP has stated that her friend has made it abundantly clear that she does not want to pursue a relationship with her male coworker, and yet he shows up to a brunch she's having with her friends? That doesn't seem...strange to you?

And how long do those girls actually stay with these dicks? Because I can certainly see the appeal from a sexual perspective, but nothing more.

Hilarious.

Yes. Can't tell you how many times it's happened. I'm expected to put on a happy face after an exhausting day at work, a wonderful visit with my parents, and even after my grandmother dies! I just don't know how much more beautiful I'd look with a smile!

That is all kinds of ew.

Your avatar (is that what we're calling it?) is absolutely adorable.

Then it'd be one hell of a hate fuck—nothing more. You're disposable.

I also went to School. Now I have a Full-Time Job.

You've just equated women with children. Color me shocked!

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