You are dangerously out of touch with reality and I feel for you.

Argh! Another poster said the exact same thing! Ron Swanson would NEVER write this. I agree with redbb, if anything, his evil, illiterate twin would!

HIS definition of "shy" girls IS frightened-little-boy-speak for silent, submissive, affectless bone-hole. Another commenter re-posted the author of the original article's "reasons to pick a shy girl, and it's just a bunch of misogynist rambling, which is why Lindy called him that.

You don't think the "man" who wrote this deserves to be mocked?

Ron Swanson would NEVER write this.

I totally just read that headline in a Gretchen Weiners voice.

Oh. :) You've really grown on me, man. Seriously.

Wait, what? You said what just now?

Ha! Love it.

LOL!

<3

Ever talk to an evolutionary psychologist? It'll be the worst conversation you've ever had.

Why even bother responding to this nut?

Erm, okay...

Panecito doesn't care much for well-crafted, cogent responses.

My SO is a plumber. Do you know how many urinals he's installed in private homes in the last 40 years? Zero. If they are actually vital to masculinity, why don't men choose to have them in their personal homes?

Calm down, you're being hysterical.

Who cares about children dying because their parents can't afford medical treatment in THIS country; the children suffering sexual, emotional, and physical abuse HERE? Have you any idea what it's like for children in Congo?

"They're too busy writing articles telling us how badly we're letting down a generation of professional women looking for love because instead of finding women to marry and raise families with, we're too busy drinking with friends, sleeping around, playing videogames, watching porn, spending money on surfing trips to…

Agreed.