Okay, that made me laugh!

I...agree, to some extent. However, if you read the translated lyrics, they heavily speak out against Putin and his totalitarian regime. Also, even if we were to look at it merely as desecration of a private place, two years is still an entirely over-the-top sentence.

Ohh. I'm in bed reading that. But ohhhh. I can feel it. I can feel the gurgling in my stomach. Dear god.

Exactly. Why not have these women sign a waiver? What it really comes down to is, "Oh, but sweetie. Don't you want to be a mother? Children are a blessing yada yada BULLSHIT".

I use the word "players", but not in the same sense that someone boasting of such abilities would. That's why I put in quotation marks, doi.

And it feels

Those guys, those "players"—there's nothing remotely special about them. Typically, if there is an abundance of something, it loses its value, and there's not a high demand for that type of "skill", anyway.

...everyone must stand alone...

You should hide.

Wow, that does suck. Bipolar is rough.

Can't see Zoe as Nina. Nope, sorry. Who would you guys rather see play the late, great Nina Simone? I could see Viola Davis kickin' this part's butt. She's fantastic. Maybe Jennifer Hudson, I really liked her in Dream Girls. But...I'm thinking Viola.

Awesome :D

Stalker question—what was she like? Anything like the videos? I love me some Marbles.

Exactly.

I remember seeing this video. The beginning is so creepy. Almost frightening. It's like the owl is staring into my soul. Then it's like, BAM! with the cute lil' giggles. Aaaand then back to eerie soul-staring again.

It's all about the friction! And then of course the washing away of the dirty lather. Paper towels are the most sanitary, because hand dryers actually increase the amount of bacteria on users' hands.

Ah, it's just the commercials. The ones with all the specks on the teeth (which are supposed to represent germs) that get "washed away" when you gargle with Listerine. And Brook Shields is sooo convincing in that Colgate Total ad. I'm a sucker for commercials, clearly.

Lol

The Meyer's brand soaps smell amazing. I could sniff that stuff for hours...

What if you brought a travel-size bottle of regular soap with you? I just might end up doing that.