What if you just use soapy hot water and scrub? That's what I do. I take a Scotch-Brite and scrub my (granite) counters in a sweeping circular motion. And wipe clean with a paper towel.

No to antibacterial toothpaste (and mouthwash)? We have millions of bacteria in our mouths...so we'd NEED to use it! Right? Right?!

Yes.

I'd join, we'd call it, "slightly-above-poverty line to middle class kids of instagram" and upload medical bills, grocery receipts and credit card statements, along with photos of our very beat up cars. Fuck..

How else would they update the world on the goings-on of their lavish lifestyles?

haha

This is just depressing. I hate it. I try to push it to the back of my mind, because when I read articles like this, there's this nagging feeling in the back of my mind and I end up thinking about it constantly. Then I think, "I'm not there yet, I'm not actually applying for a job in my career. I work part-time. I'm…

Awww. How qwute is he?

Really? How was he involved in the murder?

Not on that note I won't. "You're giving me a headache" isn't something I appreciated being told. So snark snark snark right back atcha, babe.

Yeah, designerheart's being a major DIVA.

...Really?

Oh, my gosh. Fine whatever.

Not really. There have been a couple times when I click on the "submit" button it says "post submit failed" or "post save failed"—something like that. So then I double click on it again, and my post ends up displaying like four times. Even when I posted my first reply to you it did that.

Oh, please. I was just trying to be snarky. You said, "ignore", and then "UGH KINJA". You replied to me three times. That spells T-R-O-L-L for me...And I'm not a troll. :(

Um, no. I really do think this article is hilarious, and the comments are also awesome.

Probably.

Lol OMG you people need to stop making me guffaw...

I. Can. Not. Stop. Laughing. I'm getting weird stares from my coworkers.

"...it probably means that they have access to a steady supply of food and are consequently healthy." HAHAHAHA