Number one would have to be "SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE!!!" from Mean Girls.

Of course you can! They're a great Two truths and a lie/Icebreaker!

Had one of those "There but for the grace of God go I" nights. I don't know how anyone survives their twenties.

My mother has behaved like this my entire life.

Mac.

I just ordered two dresses from ASOS curve, because my bosom overfloweth out of my party dresses from a few years ago, and they just arrived today! I can't wait to try them on!

I have a third nipple too.

Someone is expecting the Kardashians to admit that they're shilling a shitty product and hold them accountable for it?

To be fair though, Teen Mom has reached a new exploitative low with these ladies.

I stopped reading after "Provide anesthesia to a fetus" during abortion. Excuse me?

To Wiz: (this is obligatory) C'mon Son! What part of the game is that???

I'm glad the people who made this list are classist. Ya'Tonya, Sausagea and Tyquasia? Does anyone really know anyone with those names?

That would be coke, with a side of alcohol, miscellaneous other drugs, and a sprinkling of meth.

That's disgusting.

If Snooki's really pregnant, then maybe the Mayans were right.

Your comments about race on this site are ALWAYS on point.