Yep. I'll grudgingly let you come live on my bread planet with me, as long as you don't eat all the baguettes.

Dammit, you can pry bread from my cold, dead hands. If I could live on an all-bread diet, I would.

I completely agree with you. And furthermore, I think it's troubling that everyone feels the need to rush to a woman's defense if she has claimed abuse without objectively looking at the situation. There's nothing wrong with being able to look at what's been presented and decide you don't think it makes sense/adds up.…

"Even if Taylor is making it up, her book and her candidness are helping women, and your words are shaming those women."

I originally thought you were kidding.

WHAT???

People have been saying her allegations don't add up for a while. This isn't news or upsetting to me.

I would never mix Vernors with anything. You don't mess with perfection and I'm appalled you would suggest otherwise.

It's absolutely time for a gif party!

As a lifelong Vernors drinker from MI, how DARE you claim that Canada Dry is ginger ale!

Good God, how much energy does it take to be so delusional?

I knew I had you hearted for a reason.

My mom slapped me across the face when I got too old to spank at around 10/11. She continued this behavior until I was 17 and still threatens to "slap the shit out of me" (at age 20) when she gets angry with me.

That was my issue too.

Now I was spanked a lot growing up, but I would lie to get out of any punishment no matter what it was. And I am still lying to my parents as a 20 year old who lives 800 miles away.

I'm going to go ahead and declare Linda WOMAN OF THE YEAR.

I completely agree with you.

I have a family friend who's a Radiation Oncologist, and stories like this are getting more and more common. It really chaps my ass to hear about people being fooled into rejecting proven curative treatments for things that don't work. I'm sorry for your friend. Metastatic Breast Cancer is a bitch and I hope things…

One of my female friends is a Paultard.

What the fuck is an Honest rape?? And this rotten piece of shit was an OB/GYN.