I....know this person. Yikes.

that breaks my heart - sending you positive vibes.

When we adopted our baby from the shelter she came down with a cold - 100% just like a people cold. She gave it to our older cat who never had one before and it was worse for him. I freaked out and took him to the emergency vet because he is the most important cat of all time. The vet gave him an antibiotic shot just…

I have some potential shade:

OH SHIT. I forgot I'm an educated white girl who makes good money. I better go call off my 5 year relationship. Good thing you brought me to my senses.

Yeah, she's making fun of the original lady's tweet...check out the hashtag.

I once had a kitty who had the bad habit of sleeping in the towel basket, so she ended up being in the room for a lot of showers. She would peek around the curtain, stick a paw in and wave it about, then head back to furring up the towels. One day, she jumped up on the side of the tub to peek in, slipped, and slid…

I desperately need these for work. I'm going to re-name them "Boss-Ass Bitch"

I fantasize about burning it, then running it over with a truck, then burying it 8 feet down in cement so it can't come back, because it is clearly a supernatural villain.

I HAVE THIS THERMOSTAT, I SWEAR TO GOD IT TRIED TO KILL ME TOO.

My boyfriend has GORGEOUS shoulder-length dreads. He's very proud of them. Ask all the questions you want - you might even get invited to touch them - but you vault straight into crazy person territory if you ask to touch them. His standard answer is "my girlfriend wouldn't like that" - he doesn't come off as mean and…

My boyfriend and I just moved 2,000 miles for his job. I'm looking for employment, and though we have savings, they are starting to dwindle. We have one car, and it was stolen 2 hours ago. Right outside our apartment, 3 hours after my boyfriend drove it home from work. Oh, and it's my birthday. So this would have to…

This does happen, a lot. But in the inland, rural part of China where I taught, the vast majority of teachers weren't exactly raking in the cash and prizes. The government pays their salary, not the school, so while the school might be flush in money and spending it on frivolous things, like building large and showy…