it’s these guys who are giving the rest of men a bum wrap.

Nonsense! I’ve never “hey’d” anyone. Post coitus, I’m usually too busy parsing the data collected during that most recent human experience. I will occasionally relay preliminary findings in the form of a number string.

Does a high-five count? In my early 30s, I had a one nightstand with my 22-year old neighbor. The sex was terrible and after HE finished he held up his hand for some skin and called me “Dude”. We never had sex again.

Lol sure, it’s just a coincidence

My boyfriend always says she looks like a crystal witch. Wtf does that mean?

She is embarrassing. Acts like she finally got in the cool clique in school and doesn’t really get that being cool means not trying so hard.

I’ve always been a Beth fan but this season she is so vile to everyone. It’s pretty apparent, though, that she’s miserable. I wish she would find a better way to deal with her unhappiness than viciously ripping everyone who crosses her path to shreds.

Don’t they all have personality disorders? A whole basket of them!

She really is awful and nasty. And if I looked like I had used lumps of Play-doh for my face filler I wouldn’t start throwing rocks by calling Luanne “LuMan” and “a drag queen”.

So funny you say that she T/Ws you + mention NPD, because she very much reminds me of some NPs that I am close to, as well...And Ramona too.

sigh. tough moment for me. i’ve always loved sonja, and i loved ramonja in st. barts...i am taking a moment to remember all the good times i have had with sonja (funeral for dog, gay marriage speech, vaginal rejuvenation hat, “i’m not some new person, i’m old, bitch!” etc.) and then i will detach with love.

(Much like a marriage) I too want a business to succeed.

The people are grateful for your service.

Have you seen this photoshopped wonder?

My Instagram profile @db_creative and comments found within illustrate my good character.

Watch it, she blew a gasket on Kristen last season for daring to ask the same question!

I am almost completely incapable of blurbing these basket cases. I find them endlessly fascinating.

k but where the hell is the toaster oven

Sonja’s account probably was hacked through the Blackberry she drunkenly dropped in the toilet in her crumbling Grey Gardens-esque manse.

Can I just say that this season is really delivering? Already 10x better than boring RHOBH.