The penis museum mirrors its focus. It’s smaller than you’d expect, overrated, and smells weird. I left unsatisfied.

Oh...real tip...DO NOT TAKE A CAB FROM THE AIRPORT...I paid $130 Canadian (like $100 US) and that was only because the meter is capped at that price...i.e. the meter keeps going but they charge the flat airport rate...the airport is not close to the city...you will have to take one of the big greyhound bus/shuttles.

Yes, everything there is expensive. But not really much more than a big US city (I’m in DC area). Beers in a bar will run you 7 or 8 bucks, and... and... um... that’s really the only comparison I can offer.

Oh god, those hotdogs were SUCH a bummer.

Great spot-on advice!

I’m not upset, just disappointed.

Ah, the “Mom’s junk drawer” pen.

I will pass your message along to the offending staff members.

You’ll use a goddamned Bic Round Stic and you’ll like it.

My pinky finger immediately tapped the CAPS LOCK button the second I saw not ONE but TWO Lifehacker staffers professing love for the Pilot G-2.

heather ilu

Nothing can ever replace post-its for reminders of tasks, sorry techies! Very impressive lady...but the lead photo is super distracting for how poorly it’s photoshopped like vaseline was smeared on an iphone camera. It’s kinda insulting to Heather.

I use Origins GinZing eye cream. No clue if it does much, but it feels so nice and refreshing.

I personally use Supergoop’s eye cream, which contains sunscreen, during the day and a store-brand knock-off of Loreal’s Revitalift eye cream at night. They are thinner than most face creams and lotions. As for asking a dermatologist, I’d take their advice with a grain of salt. A lot of dermatologists sell expensive…

...you might wanna wait until your testicles descend before you try to form an opinion about this

God damn it I literally just clicked and accidentally wasted 10 minutes. This checks out.

Beyond ‘regular’ wikipedia, you could burn a LOT Of time over at the various imaginary world wikis over at wikia.com. Want to know EVERYTHING about the Star Wars Expanded Universe (old and new). Hit this up and be gone for a half a day looking up a few side characters.

Gotta ask, how did you end up in a hotel for over a year?

During a recent, um, slightly extended stay I received an ice-bucket with my name and “384 nights” engraved on it.

We were exiled from our home for nearly 3 months and had to stay in a One Fine Stay (which was not great or even “fine”) for part of it and at the new Beekman Hotel for part of it (which was really pretty nice). On our last day at the Beekman, the doorman presented my toddler with a black and white (the hotel’s decor…