If Average Anna had been given proper sex ed, she probably would have waited another couple years before having sex the first time, and she would have avoided that STD.

Also, the kids there are so wealthy that one year of kindergarten at that “school” literally costs the same as my entire college education (granted that was more than 25 years ago, but still).

Oh, ew. All of this reads like the crap we had to read in CCD (Sunday school held on Wednesdays, if you weren’t raised Catholic). I’d forgotten how heinous it was.

She must’ve married a guy like Mike Pence. Poor thing.

BY age 27 anna has had 4-5 sexual partners? Bahahahaha

Being in debt is okay. That’s how leveraging works.

The marriage really did a number on her self esteem, from the sounds of it.

Where the hell do they get the numbers in that Average Anna bit? Do they pull them out of their ass. A better way of putting it would be: Unlike girls who were taught that their bodies were occasions of sin, so they have to dress modestly lest they tempt any weak-minded male (although not so weak minded that they…

The implied causation presented with those statistics makes me want to gouge my eyeballs out. Maybe her failed committed relationships taught her valuable life lessons that contributed to the success of her marriage. Maybe her abortion allowed her to finish college and achieve her dreams.

Yes, the belly and the navel are used in sexual play.  You know what else is--everything.  Lips, ears, neck, hands....  wearing a burqa won’t make men respect you.

It sounds like Average Anna has a pretty good time until she gets married and has kids.  That was obviously her mistake.

Anna sounded fun until she got married. 

I was subject to this trope for years. To say it has warped my psyche and held me back in self-development is an understatement. None of these “scriptural teachings” they drown you in are arguable to them, so if you don’t conform or agree to all of them, you are a devil-worshiping whore who is going straight to hell.…

Anybody know Anna’s phone number?

I know what I’d do if I was in her class:

If we’re throwing around theories then the mist isn’t Bran. It’s the breath of the Ice Dragon under Winterfell (in the books) that Jon’s real Father left behind for him.

For years and years, book and TV show devotees speculated that Jon and Daenerys are related based on the tiniest of hints from the show’s flashbacks...

“puckered anus mouth”

Serious request: Please no more close-in face shots. My nightmares don’t need that level of detail.

Serious request:  Please no more close-in face shots.  My nightmares don’t need that level of detail.