Yeah wtf, I am not paying that much money to wear a plastic dress

Where is Shelly Miscavige? 

This is so savage and I love it! I knew a girl like this in College. She was from old, old, OLD, Upstate New York money. Like, her family probably had money before NY was a state. Her wardrobe consisted of Juicy Couture sweats and Nike Sneakers and she thought she was the authority on fashion. 

Ehhh an attempt was made. It’s close but true Tiffany blue has more green in it making it almost turquoise. This polyester tragedy is more of a sky blue. 

Oof I feel the same way. I want to violently smack women who wear tight black leggings or skinny jeans in this heat. Don’t tell me you’re not sweating. 

Oh good, because we always need another white-washed Jesus.

*Boat does not float

I always had a feeling that Ryan Adams was a scumbag and while this is awful, it doesn’t surprise me. It felt really cathartic to delete everyone of his songs from my music library today.

Parochial and Catholic school is why I’m a card carrying Atheist with Satanist tendencies. I couldn’t reconcile the contradictions and inconsistencies and I was often chided for my naturally inquisitive nature. Also, I remember being very angry and confused when mom was called to the school because I was wearing black…

The only thing I agree with in this whole article is the statement “Don’t be normal. It’s not always okay.” However, my interpretation is completely different than what was intended. 

Yeah but Bran is in a wheelchair and I’d imagine there are steps down into the crypts. I’d would assume that it’s difficult for him to get around where there are a lot of steps.

Boy Brow is awesome. Their serums don’t really do anything for me though.

Ginko trees smell pretty bad too. They were planted all over my College campus and they drop these little seed pods. Lord help you if you stepped on one because that smell would get on your shoes and follow you all day.

Nothing is sadder than Littlefoot’s mom dying. Also that scene in Dumbo where he goes to visit his mom in Elephant jail ruins me so much.

I heard a kid scream and start bawling when Loki died. His mom had to take him out of the theater because he was so freaked out.

Part of me thinks that Kylo Ren was just being a butthole by saying that to make Rey feel bad.

This book and film were so disappointing. I could not put the book down while I was reading it and then it all fell apart in the end. I would have accepted “And then Amy woke up and realized it was all a dream” instead of the ending we got.

I believe that Ike was riding a Newfoundland. It’s a massive breed, but generally just a slobbery gentle giant.

Sgt. Pepper’s is definitely not my favorite, or least favorite Beatles album (I happen to also dislike SOME parts of the White Album, Magical Mystery Tour and I’ve never liked Yellow Submarine) but I wouldn’t put it in the top 150 worst albums made by men. It has one of my favorite George Harrison songs on it, and it…