Jesus, Paramount, did you have a brain tumor for breakfast or something?

A show about straight white kids murdering LGBTQ kids? This is going to give conservatives shower nozzle masturbation material for weeks.

Apart from being misguided on a number of levels (the first of which is “don’t try to reboot HEATHERS”), I’m chafing against the so-outrageous! behavior and dialogue. How about some realism in our dark satire?

My response to this show.

wait yes, those are Bad too!!

Please do a post like this on those bushes that smell like cat piss.

1 once hooked up with a guy who used only 1 towel for his...extracurricular activities. not weird, until he told me that he had NEVER WASHED IT (we were juniors in college at the time) since he began wanking it in late elementary. HE HAD NEVER WASHED IT AND PACKED IT TO BRING TO COLLEGE WITH YEARS OF CRUST ON IT.

100% jizz rag tree

Are you sure you’re not thinking of the Ginkgo trees? Because those smell exactly like hot, rotting garbage mixed with dog poop and throw up. And I want to burn them ALL

we had them ALL OVER our campus in college. the entire student body called them jizz trees.

In my viewing on Saturday afternoon, there were two kids in the 6-8 range that were crying openly during the credits, and another sitting in front of me that was around 11 asking his parents if what he just saw really happened, and what happens now. Yeah, it upset some tykes, as would be expected.

I wonder if Rocket wasn’t affected because he’s technically an animal and not a member of a sentient species. 

I’m pretty sure this definitely messed up some of the smaller audience members.

I’m just worried about poor Korg and Miek.

You forgot about Rocket, the only surviving Guardian, who was also on Earth, as well as Okoye, but basically yes, we’ve gone back to the original Avengers lineup.

Thank God, a spoiler place for me to finally get an answer to this.

Whole lot of nope. Survivors of trafficking don’t want this. It’s a horrible bill that only people who either hate sex workers or don’t understand how trafficking works would support. https://survivorsagainstsesta.org/

I’d be more than happy if Rey’s Lineage was just what we saw in the Last Jedi, but I remind everyone that Rey got this information in the middle of a trilogy from someone who as trying to manipulate her into leaving with him, and completing Darth Vader’s Legacy, so.... i’m not going to believe it until she’s visited…

2 biggest laughs from me were “Superbowl Shuffle” and “Pac-man Fever”

Was anyone else kind of hoping Cartman shot himself? That would have been one hell of a fucking season ender. He’s been there from the beginning, and all next season could have dragged on his coma or something in line with Trump’s hearings. It would’ve been really ballsy and I would have respected the hell out of it,…